| No. |
Title |
Original airdate |
| Pilot |
"Kids Show" |
Never |
| Unaired pilot episode produced in 2000. The Letter N becomes depressed and self-loathing and goes on a quest to find herself. |
| #1x01 |
"Birth" |
March 11, 2005 (2005-03-11) |
| Extended version of the pilot episode. The gang tries to help out the depressed Letter N. |
| #1x02 |
"Space" |
March 18, 2005 (2005-03-18) |
| Chauncey and his friend Kaitlin go into outer space. They confront God after the Earth is destroyed during their trip. |
| #1x03 |
"Ocean" |
March 25, 2005 (2005-03-25) |
| The gang go on a quest to find a bottle of pure liquid Imagination. |
| #1x04 |
"Diversity" |
April 1, 2005 (2005-04-01) |
| Letters and Numbers have a war over who is better, while two members of the schism fall in love. |
| #1x05 |
"Nature" |
April 8, 2005 (2005-04-08) |
| Chauncey must save the day when Mother Nature gets a sex change operation. |
| #1x06 |
"History" |
April 15, 2005 (2005-04-15) |
| Number 2 comes to visit the gang in Number 1's place and becomes suicidal when no one likes her. |
| #1x07 |
"Health" |
April 22, 2005 (2005-04-22) |
| When Wordsworth comes down with a case of the cooties, Him uses it to his advantage and sells Wordsworth's encrusted sores as snack treats. |
| #1x08 |
"Patience" |
April 29, 2005 (2005-04-29) |
| Season 1 Finale. An episode which tries the viewer's patience, consisting of a first act, and then after realizing how little sense the first act made, the first act in reverse to "undo what has been done", and then a third act occurring quickly by editing it for more time by putting another highlight for this show in the end. |
| No. |
Title |
Original airdate |
| 201 |
"Body" |
March 31, 2006 (2006-03-31) |
| The gang convinces the overweight Letter P to get liposuction. |
| 202 |
"Time" |
April 7, 2006 (2006-04-07) |
| Chauncey's future self from two minutes into the future causes havoc for Chauncey in the present time. |
| 203 |
"Knowledge" |
April 14, 2006 (2006-04-14) |
| Middle America visits the show and the gang falls in love with his Stupid. They let him take over Wonder Showzen, turning it into "Horse Apples." (First episode that has two "Beat Kids" segments). |
| 204 |
"Justice" |
April 21, 2006 (2006-04-21) |
| The gang revisits the old days of America with slavery. |
| 205 |
"Science" |
April 28, 2006 (2006-04-28) |
| Chauncey and Him climb into Wordsworth's brain to help him face his fears and become a man. |
| 206 |
"Cooperation" |
May 5, 2006 (2006-05-05) |
| The gang goes to war with a bootleg version of Wonder Showzen. The "peace settlement" is that the show be divided 60-40, thus the final act has several separate bits with full sound going on at the same time. |
| 207 |
"Mathematics" |
May 12, 2006 (2006-05-12) |
| An entire episode of "Horse Apples" instead of the episode originally shown in previews for this week. |
| 208 |
"The Clarence Special Report on Compelling Television" |
May 19, 2006 (2006-05-19) |
| Season 2 Finale/Series Finale. Clarence challenges New Yorkers to produce compelling television. |